whorizonwireless:

*40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them


Live in such a way that if someone spoke badly of you, no one would believe it.
wow (via babyitsasweetlife)

(Source: aurelle.co)


(Source: forgottenships)


kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!


legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: dispora)


fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents


violynt:

please love sharks

(Source: rambamboo)


hipsterloli:

i will reblog this as many times as i can in hopes of making it a post everyone on tumblr sees at least once 

(Source: 2009emo)


sexpends:

umbrella bby

sexpends:

umbrella bby


(Source: tibets)


ellesugars:

anime is really important


(Source: dont69me)


rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out


julie090995:

LOOK! HE’S BEEN HIDING THE TONGUES UNDER HIS PICKLE THE WHOLE TIME

julie090995:

LOOK! HE’S BEEN HIDING THE TONGUES UNDER HIS PICKLE THE WHOLE TIME